First i was House sitting or something for my parents they owned like a farm 

And Jared was there and convinced me to have a threesome with someone 

And then my family suddenly came home and they were being f rude to Jared so I kept trying to go out side or be away from them and they kept being rude 

So then I wanted to leave and they took my keys and then parked behind my car 

And I’m screaming and trying to get my keys and someone hands me keys but not for my car 

So I take off and then I realize all my shit is in my car so I go back 

So I finally scream and get my keys and get my car and I’m trying to get out of their dirt Driveay 

My mom flings this card at me “your dad made me write this dear elaschleif you’re a great writer dont leave” but no apology right never any apology 

And I’m driving over their bushes by the mailbox trying to get out